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Lord Voldemort Suing Teen Choice Awards for Eleventy Million Dollars

He who shall not be named (AKA Lord Voldemort) was not too pleased to see that he was snubbed from two major categories at this year’s <a…


New Posters for ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2’ Released

As we draw closer to the end of the film series of the Harry Potter phenomenon with the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2, Warner…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’: Chapter 36

In the thirty-sixth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the battle of the century begins. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.

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Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’: Chapter 35

In the thirty-fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, WHAT. THE. FUCK. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.

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Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’: Chapter 34

In the thirty-fourth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, J.K. Rowling writes the saddest chapter ever committed to paper. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.

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Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’: Chapter 33

In the thirty-third chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Harry must face the tragic and life-shattering consequences of his fight with Voldemort. When he finally uses the Pensieve to view Snape’s secret thoughts,…



Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’: Chapter 32

In the thirty-second chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the battle of Hogwarts continues, as death, tragedy, and terror all lead to one of the most shocking cliffhangers in the entire series. Intrigued?…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’: Chapter 30

In the thirtieth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the Hogwarts professors battle Snape and prepare for the Battle of Hogwarts. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.

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Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’: Chapter 27

In the twenty-seventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Voldemort FUCKS UP. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’: Chapter 25

In the twenty-fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the trio debate whether Dumbledore is actually dead. Meanwhile, Griphook agrees to help Harry break into Gringotts, but things might not be as easy…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’: Chapter 24

In the twenty-fourth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deatlly Hallows, the death of Dobby spurs Harry into action and he becomes the very best bad ass of all time. Intrigued? Then it’s time for…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’: Chapter 23

In the twenty-third chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Harry and his friends face the consequences of his outburst of Voldemort’s name: endless tragedy. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.

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Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’: Chapter 22

In the twenty-first chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Harry’s focus is renewed after their escape from the Lovegood household is impervious to Hermione’s disbelief and Ron’s doubt. And it might just lead…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’: Chapter 19

In the nineteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, FINALLY. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.

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Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’: Chapter 17

In the seventeenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Harry and Hermione manage to find the house where the Potters were murdered. Strangely, Bathilda Bagshot also finds them, and what happens at the…



Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’: Chapter 14

In the fourteenth chapter of Deathly Hallows, it’s time for a camping trip with Ron, Hermione, and Harry. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.

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Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’: Chapter 6

In the sixth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Harry learns how much Ron and Hermione have sacrificed so they can accompany him on his search for Voldemort’s Horcruxes. In the process. Hermione…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’: Chapter 5

In the fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the Order of the Phoenix waits to see who survived Voldemort’s attack. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.

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Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’: Chapter 4

In the fourth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Mad-Eye Moody arrives with Harry’s friends and surprises Harry with his plan for transporting him to safety. When they do leave, however, Rowling shows…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’: Chapter 1

In the first chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the journey towards the inevitable SHIT IS SO REAL moment has begun. Also: albino peacocks. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry…


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