50 Cent

Rapper 50 Cent has had his video for the song "I Still Kill" banned from both MTV and BET. Even more extreme is that the track has been renamed "I Still Will". 50 Cent spoke out about bands such as The Killers and Guns N Roses not having any problem in the music world with their names which poses a good question -- Which is the most violent band name?

The blogs are buzzing; all those cool hipsters you want as your friends love them; Spin and Kerrang! gave their record 41/2 stars; and since Noel Gallagher likes them, NME gave them 5. And then you listen, assured by music connoisseurs all around that they will be your ticket to full spiritual and mental enlightenment. And they aren’t. This isn’t really us ripping on the artists as much as the people who over-hyped them. So in our least-insulting category, we wonder: Who is the most over-rated artist?


(I would like to remind all voters in this poll that the nominations, though overseen, were not picked by the poster. These are almost completely based on suggestions made by the users who submitted nominee ideas. If you decide to attack the user for the nominees then you will only end up humiliating yourself as a result. You have been warned.)
To submit your own nominations go here.

To vote in our first Category “Get a Day Job, Don’t Quit It” go here.


To vote in our second category “Go Back to the Studio and We Will Pretend This Never Happened” go here.


To vote in our third category “And This, Children, Is Why We Don’t Give Shitty Artists Record Deals” go here.

To vote in our fourth category “Don’t Try This at Home….. Or Anywhere” go here.

The Double-Slammy. You know those albums your friends with bad taste in music made you listen to? Or the ones you listened to with your friends just to laugh at? Or the ones that you somehow got talked into buying without any former knowledge of the artist’s embarrassing lack of talent? And then you ended up crying on the floor as blood oozed from your ears as a result? Well… Message to our nominees: Not only does your album suck, but you suck too. Take that!

Only three categories into this award process, we’ve come to notice a few things: You all REALLY hate Paris Hilton, Avril Lavigne, and Hannah Montana. But in the spirit of not repeating ourselves, we’ve tried to go with a more minority viewpoint. Except with Avril. We’ll make sure she is nominated as much as possible. Paris too. But Hannah Montanna we’ll go easy on since she’s a kid. Once was enough.

(I would like to remind all voters in this poll that the nominations, though overseen, were not picked by the poster. These are almost completely based on suggestions made by the users who submitted nominee ideas. If you decide to attack the user for the nominees then you will only end up humiliating yourself as a result. You have been warned.)

To submit your own nominations, go here.

To vote in our first Category “Get a Day Job, Don’t Quit It” go here.


To vote in our second category “Go Back to the Studio and We Will Pretend This Never Happened” go here.