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Call My Lawyer!

Okay, okay, so I KNOW I promised a PETA rant today, but I found something else I’d rather blog about.  Something kinda funny and less likely to get me attacked by rabid PETA supporters.

from <a…


The Final Countdown played on cellos

I had never seen cellists headbang before this video. The best/worst synth line of the 80’s recreated with three cellos, an orchestral backing, and a lot of rock and roll!


There is no line anymore

Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.
-“Boondock Saints”

My father and my grandfather were…



Amazon’s Desperate Attempts at Human Contact: the Clinique counter, paper cranes and fuzzy handcuffs

It’s amazing how many of my recent stories begin with “So, my friend Gwen sends me a text message.”

So, my friend Gwen sends me a text message on Thursday asking if I want to go…


I’m 0% virgin

Us Christian girls have got to learn to protect ourselves. I mean, sure
Jesus could restore my physical and spiritual virginity, especially if
I lost it to some rapist, but who wants that? I’m saving…


Secret Identities

So it’s the interesting things you find out from your family here and there.

Take my father’s side of the family.  I’m not real close to them, but they’re the “nerdy” side of my family.  They’re…



BREAKING NEWS: BUSH STILL A F*CKING MORON!

So, in case you haven’t heard, US Intelligence has reported that despite President Bush’s warnings of a soon to come World War III, Iran does not have a nuclear program and in fact ceased their…


WTF, Pete Wentz?

What’s going on here? Acting? In a movie?

Essplain plz.


25 Years = 25 Tracks

Here’s how you play:

Make a music mix featuring one song from every year you’ve been alive.  Doesn’t have to be a top ten single, but should be listed by Wikipedia as either being a top…



How I know idiots run the world

Is that really necessary?


He only cheated on me because of the ALIENS!

For the past two years, I have
blamed myself for the end of my relationship and my boyfriend cheating on
me.  I was told by many people that it wasn’t my fault, but my…


Warner Brothers No Longer Doing Movies with Women in the Lead

So how many of you have seen a bad movie lately?  Something that you honestly just thought sucked.  No need to blame the writers or the directors or the way the movie was merchandised, nope. …



IT’S IN YOUR BRAINS!

I had never before in my life heard of a Psychic Fair.  The phrase does conjure some unique imagery.  So when I first saw signs on Thursday morning advertising a Psychic Fair held by our…


Today in WTF:

Some lawyer in Florida want the Bush twins sued because… (*drum roll please*)

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they made their dad a mix cd.

No, I’m not even joking.


Americone Dream

I have Americone Dream Ice Cream. It is crack, and filled with truthiness. Apparently truthiness tastes like caramel. The hat is to protect my anonymity. Also, to keep people away from my brain. My superpower of being excessively emo and angry doesn’t seem like it would be in high demand, but you never know!



Today in WTF:

“So what?” you might say, “Lushes up in da club (as Spencer Pratt might say) let their thongs show all the time!” Ah, but come closer…Aspiring Pussycats Dolls are passing out from excitement.Source.


That prehistoric shark thing

TMZ underwater?!? That’s a joke, right? Ha…


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