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Well Played, Julia Ormond

Damn, Julia Ormond is back to looking like a total bombshell. [Photo: Splash News] Of course, the last time we shone our fug light on Julia she was sporting a crocheted bathing cap, so — short of hemming this at… from feeds.feedburner.com


Cannes Red Carpet: Well Played, Cate Blanchett

Do you think Cate Blanchett ever wakes up and thinks, “Damn. I am awesome”? She should: If nothing else, I wish she’d teach a class at the Learning Annex called, “How To Wear A Dress Exactly The Same Color As… from feeds.feedburner.com


Well Played: Rumer Wills and Emily VanCamp

RUMER: I can’t believe I didn’t get to be Miss Golden Globe. EMILY: But you look the prettiest I’ve ever seen you! RUMER: Whatever. EMILY: No, really. I also look pretty, but why shouldn’t I, really? RUMER: I’m just so… from feeds.feedburner.com



Critics’ Choice Awards Fug Carpet: Well Played, Katie Holmes

Certainly, there has been no shortage of moments in Katie Holmes’ life in recent years that have made us go, “Wait, SERIOUSLY?” And that’s just from the couch-jumping and the engagement and pregnancy and wedding and fashion-embracing and Posh-befriending; it… from feeds.feedburner.com


Well Played, Jennifer Lopez, Mistress of Fetal Shenanigans

“Pregnant? Me? Stripey, sweet me? Ay, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, oh, it’s so good, I… from feeds.feedburner.com


Well Played, Jennifer Lopez, Mistress of Fetal Shenanigans

“Pregnant? Me? Stripey, sweet me? Ay, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, oh, it’s so good, I… from feeds.feedburner.com



Well Played, Kirsten Dunst

[Photo: Splash News] LAGERFELD: PET! Let me clutch you. KIRSTEN: Hi, Karl. Dig my Ray Bans? They’re so Risky Business, so Tom Cruise. LAGERFELD: Cruising is for drunk people. DO A SHOT OF LIFE. KIRSTEN: I think I already did… from feeds.feedburner.com


Well Played, Kristin Bell

Do my eyes deceive me? Is the infamous She-Beast of the Planet Stump actually pairing an awesome color with a flattering dress that shows the perfect amount of leg, all capped off with great shoes? Does she actually look… elongated?… from feeds.feedburner.com


Well Played: Lily Allen

You read all kinds of stuff about how Lily Allen is an alcoholic, is not an alcoholic, loves alcoholics, eats alcoholics for breakfast, yadda yadda yadda and while no one loves juicy, unsubstantiated gossip more than I do, at this… from feeds.feedburner.com



Well Played: Kristen Bell

Oh, Kristen Bell. We’ve had some hard times, no? So I’m pleased to note that this time, we’re handing out love nuggets, rather than hate kernels. Okay, I don’t really like the bag, but that’s just because it reminds me… from feeds.feedburner.com


Well Played: Rachel Weisz

Dear Gods of Fashion, Thank you for rescuing Rachel Weisz from the 70s-style horror of last week. And while I’m sure you are all quite occupied sending bolts of inspiration to Marc Jacobs or divinely intervening to prevent Mischa Barton… from feeds.feedburner.com


Better Played, Cate Blanchett

We still question the wisdom of an already incredibly slim woman losing more weight just for a role, which is evidently what Cate Blanchett’s game has been. But we’re pretty sure she’s going to do it no matter what we… from feeds.feedburner.com



Well Played/Fugged: Bjork

I got a text this weekend from a friend at Coachella, and it said: Bjork is dressed like a Zulu warrior priestess at a luau.My response was, This is why Bjork is an international treasure. I mean, seriously, would anyone… from feeds.feedburner.com


Well Played, Paula Abdul

Victory in our time! That’s right, Paula, celebrate. You look … cute! I KNOW! The dress is fun, the shoes are fantastic, and although your Botox problem has your smile looking slightly more like a twisted grimace, I also know… from feeds.feedburner.com


Well Played, Liv Tyler

I have long held that, even though her mother is a model, Liv Tyler (and her sister Mia, also, in fact) still got very, very fortunate in the genetic lottery when you consider the identity… from feeds.feedburner.com



Oscar Fug Carpet: Well Played, Maggie Gyllenhaal

Let it never be said that we are unable to change our tune if the song we’ve been singing goes off key. In this case, the old saw Maggie Gyllenhaal, What The Hell Are You… from feeds.feedburner.com


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