misc. awards shows

Academy of Country Music Awards Fug: Sarah Buxton (with back-up from Keith Urban)

Something about this is SO WRONG, it’s come around to being awesomely right, by which I mean, totally hilarious: I mean, what can I say that will add to the hilariousness already inherent in this dress? That it looks like… from feeds.feedburner.com


MTV Australia Awards Fug Carpet: Wyclef Jean

Thanks to Google, I learned that when discussing his gig as the host of MTV Australia’s awards ceremony, Wyclef Jean insisted that it was time for a little levity in all our lives. That nugget of information explained so, so… from feeds.feedburner.com


MTV Australia Awards Fug Carpet: Wyclef Jean

Thanks to Google, I learned that when discussing his gig as the host of MTV Australia’s awards ceremony, Wyclef Jean insisted that it was time for a little levity in all our lives. That nugget of information explained so, so… from feeds.feedburner.com



MTV Australia Awards Fug Carpet: Charlotte Dawson

The bad news: It’s not a hallucination. This TV presenter from Down Under IS, in fact, wearing a waistcoat with a skirt that looks like it’s been tucked up into the world’s only pair of baggy footless panty-hose — and… from feeds.feedburner.com


CMT Awards Fug Carpet: Faith Hill

Faith Hill used to be something of a glamazon. Now she’s coming off more like Mad Auntie Fifi, who insists she hasn’t aged a day since she played Sandy in her high-school production of Grease; loves to careen around her… from feeds.feedburner.com


Independent Spirit Awards Fug Carpet: Kerry Washington

If you’re trying to decide whether a tight, shiny, stretchy turtleneck is a good or a bad idea, allow Kerry Washington to aid in your pro/con list. Pro: No chance of a nip slip. Con: Unsightly, unexpected perspiration in the… from feeds.feedburner.com



Brit Awards Fug Carpet: Abi/Abigail/Abbey Clancy

In light of this photograph, it shouldn’t surprise you to learn that Ms. “Make Up Your Mind, Please” Clancy is: a) a former lingerie model; b) a runner-up of Britain’s Next Top Model, dinged by the judges for being too… from feeds.feedburner.com


SAG Awards Fug Carpet: January Jones

The first time around I missed a lot of Mad Men, because I couldn’t watch them fast enough to keep my TiVo from replacing old ones with newer episodes. Now, if we’re being honest, usually my reaction to heavily hyped… from feeds.feedburner.com


SAG Awards Fug Carpet: January Jones

The first time around I missed a lot of Mad Men, because I couldn’t watch them fast enough to keep my TiVo from replacing old ones with newer episodes. Now, if we’re being honest, usually my reaction to heavily hyped… from feeds.feedburner.com



SAG Awards Fug Carpet: January Jones

The first time around I missed a lot of Mad Men, because I couldn’t watch them fast enough to keep my TiVo from replacing old ones with newer episodes. Now, if we’re being honest, usually my reaction to heavily hyped… from feeds.feedburner.com


Critics’ Choice Awards Fug Carpet: Fug or Fab: Brad and Angie

I don’t know about you, but the first thing I thought when I saw this picture was, “HOLY [REDACTED FOR THE CHILDREN], BRAD HAS HAIR!” I totally forgot that newsboy hat of his isn’t permanently attached to his head. (That… from feeds.feedburner.com


Critics’ Choice Awards Fug Carpet: Well Played, Katie Holmes

Certainly, there has been no shortage of moments in Katie Holmes’ life in recent years that have made us go, “Wait, SERIOUSLY?” And that’s just from the couch-jumping and the engagement and pregnancy and wedding and fashion-embracing and Posh-befriending; it… from feeds.feedburner.com



People’s Choice Awards Fug Couch: Joaquin Phoenix

At the People’s Choice Awards, which I admit I did not watch, apparently all the acceptance speeches were pre-taped because of the writers’ strike (no one actually attended except the host, Queen Latifah, who was probably terribly embarrassed she’d gotten… from feeds.feedburner.com


Teen Choice Awards Fug Carpet: Eve

Usually, Eve looks pretty age-appropriate, so I can’t figure out what possessed her to show up at the Teen Choice Awards — where, presumably, teens are trying to tell us what they like, because 184 million viewers of High School… from feeds.feedburner.com


Teen Choice Awards Fug Carpet: Eve

Usually, Eve looks pretty age-appropriate, so I can’t figure out what possessed her to show up at the Teen Choice Awards — where, presumably, teens are trying to tell us what they like, because 184 million viewers of High School… from feeds.feedburner.com



MTV Movie Awards Fug Carpet: Victoria Beckham

You know we love us some Posh. We couldn’t be happier that she walks among us in Los Angeles, because it significantly increases the odds that we can bump into her at somewhere kind of pretentious, like the Urth Cafe,… from feeds.feedburner.com


Academy of Country Music Awards Fug Carpet: Sarah Buxton

Country singer Sarah Buxton is very cute: For the most popular girl in school, circa 1986. I wonder if she’s going to regret leaving her Swatches at home, though…. from feeds.feedburner.com


Logies Fug Carpet: Allison Cratchley

The Logies are, as far as I can tell, the Australian version of the Emmys, with a heavy splash of The People’s Choice Awards, as it seems that many of the awards are fan-voted. (Thanks, Wikipedia!) All I know is,… from feeds.feedburner.com



CMT Fug Carpet: Kellie Pickler

Because I am a nerd, I secretly enjoy it when someone’s last name is also a word in its own right. Like if your name were Fred Microwave. Something about that would please me. Or Charlene Coffeecup. That would be… from feeds.feedburner.com


Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards Fug Carpet: Hilary Duff

Hilary Duff has been looking so much better lately. She’s gotten a little needed meat back on her bones — her giant veneers look much better and less Wererabbit-y when she has more flesh on her chin — and she’s… from feeds.feedburner.com


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