In the fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the Order of the Phoenix waits to see who survived Voldemort’s attack. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the fourth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Mad-Eye Moody arrives with Harry’s friends and surprises Harry with his plan for transporting him to safety. When they do leave, however, Rowling shows…
In the thirty-fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, we reach the first point in the book where we (by “we,” I mean “me”) doesn’t want to read any further. Intrigued?…
In the twenty-second chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, everything is just fucked up. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the third chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry’s internal rage at being left in the dark nearly boils over into stupidity, but a surprise visit from a couple old…
In the thirtieth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, after waiting hundreds of pages and wanting to know SO BAD what is going on, this book gets so fucking real. Intrigued? Then…
In the twenty-ninth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Sirius insists that Harry stop going off on his own, for fear that whomever is trying to harm him is actually going to…
In the twenty-fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, SHIT JUST GOT SO UNBELIEVABLY REAL. WHAT THE HELL. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the twentieth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry nearly has a nervous breakdown before facing the First Task in the Triwizard Tournament. Rowling manages to have a Quidditch Match despite…
In the seventeenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter welcomes the very worst kind of teen angst into his life as he learns he has to compete in the Triwizard…
In the fourteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, the Gryffindor fourth years finally have a class with Mad-Eye Moody. And it’s not only really entertaining, but it causes Harry’s mind to…
In the thirteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, OH MY GOD MAD-EYE MOODY. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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