In the first chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the journey towards the inevitable SHIT IS SO REAL moment has begun. Also: albino peacocks. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry
In the ninth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry’s victory at the Ministry of Magic is slightly ruined by a run-in with Lucius Malfoy and Ron learning that he’s become
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In the thirty-third chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry comes face-to-face with Voldemort, who has regained his orignal body. And the man is so unflinchingly evil that he subjects his followers
In the eighth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, there’s elf wankery, Malfoy drudgery, and an exciting and brutal round of Quidditch. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
In the eighteenth (and final!) chapter of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry spills his guts to Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall about what happened in the Chamber of Secrets and also manages to