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Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’: Chapter 22

In the twenty-second chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, everything is just fucked up. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.

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Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’: Chapter 21

In the twenty-first chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, 84 million things happen: we learn what those weird creatures are that only Harry and Luna could see, Umbridge is an ableist,…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’: Chapter 20

In the twentieth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Hagrid returns to Hogwarts with an unbelievably depressing tale of his and Madame Maxime’s attempts at winning over giants for the war…



Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’: Chapter 19

In the nineteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Luna Lovegood is more amazing than any of us will ever be, Professor Umbridge is more awful than any of us will…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’: Chapter 18

In the eighteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry utilizes Dobby’s help to find a room to teach his friends and fellow students about the Dark Arts and, in the…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’: Chapter 17

In the seventeenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Dolores Umbridge contines to ruin all the good things left in the world. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry…



Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’: Chapter 16

In the sixteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry agrees to meet with a few students who are willing to actually train with him for a more practical use of…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’: Chapter 15

In the fifteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Professor Umbridge continues to ruin everything and it is so painful and unbearable…until the reveal at the end of the chapter. Intrigued?…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’: Chapter 14

In the fourteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Percy is a smarmy git and Sirius is totally not prepared for shit to get real. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark…



Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’: Chapter 13

In the thirteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, everything is absolutely miserable. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.

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Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’: Chapter 12

In the twelfth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry’s first day of classes are nothing short of unbearable. Binns bores everyone to death, Snape picks on Harry again and Trelawney…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’: Chapter 11

In the eleventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, more strange and mysterious things happen to Harry, including the confirmation that Hagrid is not a teacher, Dolores Umbridge is the new…



Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’: Chapter 8

In the eighth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry’s hearing with the Ministry of Magic seems like a disaster waiting to happen until Dumbledore arrives and becomes the greatest literary…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’: Chapter 7

In the seventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry goes to the Ministry of Magic with Mr. Weasley, in preparation for his expulsion hearing. There, Rowling excels at submersing us…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’: Chapter 6

In the sixth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix,  Harry’s days are spent helping Mrs. Weasley make Sirius Black’s house liveable. During this time, however, he learns about Sirius’s shocking family…



Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’: Chapter 5

In the fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, everything is really awkward and it’s like sitting in on a dysfunctional family’s dinner. Then Harry gets an informative Q&A session! Intrigued?…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’: Chapter 4

In the fourth chapter of Mark Reads Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry arrives inside the headquarters for the mysterious group to find that Mrs. Weasley, most of her family, and Hermione…


Mark Reads ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’: Chapter 3

In the third chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry’s internal rage at being left in the dark nearly boils over into stupidity, but a surprise visit from a couple old…


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