In the thirty-sixth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the battle of the century begins. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the thirty-second chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the battle of Hogwarts continues, as death, tragedy, and terror all lead to one of the most shocking cliffhangers in the entire series. Intrigued?…
In the thirty-first chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the entire school of Hogwarts battles Voldemort and the Death Eaters, suffering immeasurable tragedy along the way. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to…
In the twenty-first chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Harry’s focus is renewed after their escape from the Lovegood household is impervious to Hermione’s disbelief and Ron’s doubt. And it might just lead…
In the fourth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Mad-Eye Moody arrives with Harry’s friends and surprises Harry with his plan for transporting him to safety. When they do leave, however, Rowling shows…
In the thirtieth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, the wizarding world gathers at Hogwarts to say goodbye. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the twenty-eighth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, we learn the identity of the Half-Blood Prince and, unbelievably, the traumatic events of the last chapter are made even more awful than anyone…
In the twenty-second chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, we are once again completely blindsided by the most obvious answer to Harry’s problem with Slughorn: Felix Felicis. When Harry fails yet again to…
In the eleventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Gryffindor goes through Quidditch try outs and the trio visits Hagrid. Oh, and Hermione BREAKS ALL THE RULES. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark…
In the sixth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Harry and his friend make their way to Diagon Alley, where the effects of a society in the midst of war are more obvious…
In the thirty-first chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry, Hermione, and Ron suffer through the very difficult O.W.L.S. exams, despite the many distractions in their lives. Oh, and everything is…
In the thirtieth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, we learn why Hagrid is always beat up and why the centaurs hate everyone. And this book goes back to being utterly…
In the twenty-fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, IS IT POSSIBLE FOR THIS BOOK TO GET ANY MORE UPSETTING? If you’re intrigued, then it’s time for Mark to read Harry…
In the twentieth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Hagrid returns to Hogwarts with an unbelievably depressing tale of his and Madame Maxime’s attempts at winning over giants for the war…
In the twenty-eighth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Winky is sad and Mr. Crouch is absolutely bonkers. We’re almost there, guys. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the twenty-fourth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Hagrid’s true heritage (as a half-giant) is revealed in a particularly scathing article by the infamous Rita Skeeter. And while Ron, Hermione, and…
In the eighteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry’s fight with Ron only gets worse and worse. Despite Hermione’s best attempts to be a reasonable human being, our two male heroes…
In the fifteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Mad-Eye Moody starts to get weird, Draco Malfoy is schooled again, Hermione continues to be better than everyone, and then….THEN…the students from Beauxbatons…
In the sixteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, the students at Hogwarts do their best to make it through finals week. But it sort of doesn’t matter because the end of…
In the eleventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry’s fury over learning that Sirius Black betrayed his parents nearly causes him to do something stupid. Instead, he tries to help Hagrid,…
