HOW THE GRINCH PISSED OFF THE NEWAGEAMAZON:
Now the Emos down in Emoville liked guyliner a lot
But the Grinch who lived in Mount Lebanon DID NOT!
The Grinch hated guyliner, and a bassist named Pete
While I am, in fact, a FAN of guyliner, this DoubleViking article was a hilarious read. I can’t even effectively sum it up from you, you’re just going to have to go read it….
I could never date someone who wears more make up than I do. I mean, he even does his make up better than Ashlee. Thanks to The Dirty Disher for finding this.