J.K. Rowling is a golden god. Seriously… thank you universe for this genius woman who gave us the sweet, sweet world of Harry Potter. Any wizard, muggle born or otherwise, knows that Harry Potter books and movies are basically a touch stone for living your best life. Don’t believe me? Here are 13 Harry Potter… More »
Though I have a tattoo of Zero from ‘The Nightmare Before Christmas’,
I just don’t know if I could ever get a Harry Potter tattoo –
and believe that I love me some…
In the epilogue of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the narrative shifts far into the future as we learn what happened (somewhat) after the Battle of Hogwarts. Intrigued? Then it’s…
In the thirty-fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, WHAT. THE. FUCK. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
[cut=Full review of the 35th chapter…
In the thirty-third chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Harry must face the tragic and life-shattering consequences of his fight with Voldemort. When he finally uses the Pensieve to view Snape’s secret thoughts,…
In the twenty-eighth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Death Eaters surround the trio in Hogsmeade, and an unlikely friend saves them from capture and death. When this man does, the pieces start…
In the twenty-fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the trio debate whether Dumbledore is actually dead. Meanwhile, Griphook agrees to help Harry break into Gringotts, but things might not be as easy…
In the twenty-fourth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deatlly Hallows, the death of Dobby spurs Harry into action and he becomes the very best bad ass of all time. Intrigued? Then it’s time for…
In the eighteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the identity of the “thief” is revealed and everything is a billion times more confusing than ever. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to…
In the eighth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the wedding of Bill and Fleur is celebrated. It’s then distracted by two humongous events that are game-changers for the series. And I will…
In the seventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Harry finally turns seventeen and rejoices in the ability to use magic whenever he wants. This moment, however, is nearly ruined by the appearance…
In the sixth chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Harry learns how much Ron and Hermione have sacrificed so they can accompany him on his search for Voldemort’s Horcruxes. In the process. Hermione…
In the second chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Harry’s life without Dumbledore is pretty sad and then, via a newspaper article, we learn Dumbledore’s horrifying, tragic past. Intrigued? Then it’s time for…
I’m hoping to have a little fun with this because…wow, this is weird to do. No more books after this one. 🙁
Anyway, let’s start with my predictions for Half-Blood Prince:
In the thirtieth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, the wizarding world gathers at Hogwarts to say goodbye. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
[cut=Full review of the 30th chapter…
In the twenty-ninth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, the mourning begins. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
[cut=Full review of the 29th chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood…
In the twenty-eighth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, we learn the identity of the Half-Blood Prince and, unbelievably, the traumatic events of the last chapter are made even more awful than anyone…
In the twenty-seventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Harry and Dumbledore learn that the Dark Mark has been cast over Hogwarts. Anticipating the worst, what they discover atop the Astronomy Tower changes…
In the twenty-sixth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Harry and Dumbledore enter the mysterious cave where Tom Riddle once tortured two children; they find a bizarre set of enchantments protecting Voldemort’s Horcrux…
