In the thirty-second chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the battle of Hogwarts continues, as death, tragedy, and terror all lead to one of the most shocking cliffhangers in the entire series. Intrigued?…
In the thirty-first chapter of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the entire school of Hogwarts battles Voldemort and the Death Eaters, suffering immeasurable tragedy along the way. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to…
In the twenty-seventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Harry and Dumbledore learn that the Dark Mark has been cast over Hogwarts. Anticipating the worst, what they discover atop the Astronomy Tower changes…
In the twenty-fifth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, the entire story we’ve been lead to believe in the past six books is completely and utterly shattered. Did shit get real? It’s probably…
In the twenty-first chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the fifteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Ron and Hermione’s war of passive-aggression continues to irritate everyone involved. Then Harry overhears (again) a conversation between Snape and Draco that seems to…
In the twelfth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Harry starts being a bit risky with his use of the Half-Blood Prince’s Potions book, drawing the concern and ire of Hermione. But a…
In the eighth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, the wish of MORE SNAPE is granted…yet not quite in the way anyway imagined. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the seventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, no one seems to believe Harry’s claims that Draco is now a Death-Eater. On board the Hogwarts Express, we are reunited with Neville, Luna,…
In the sixth chapter of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Harry and his friend make their way to Diagon Alley, where the effects of a society in the midst of war are more obvious…
In the thirty-second chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry panics when he realizes that Sirius is being tortured by Lord Voldemort. In his quest to do something, he’s convinced by…
In the tenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry’s loneliness over missing out on Ron and Hermione’s prefect duties is wonderfully upstaged by the introduction of a marvelous character, Luna…
In the eighteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry’s fight with Ron only gets worse and worse. Despite Hermione’s best attempts to be a reasonable human being, our two male heroes…
In the thirteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, OH MY GOD MAD-EYE MOODY. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the eleventh chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry and his friends finally make their way to Hogwarts via the Hogwarts Express. There, Draco Malfoy makes sure to ruin Ron’s day.…
In the ninth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, WHAT THE FUCK. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the eighth chapter of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, there’s elf wankery, Malfoy drudgery, and an exciting and brutal round of Quidditch. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to read Harry Potter.
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In the fifteenth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Ron and Hermione grow, Harry sees a Grim (maybe?), and the battle for the Quidditch Cup gets really ugly. Intrigued? Then it’s time…
In the sixth chapter of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, two different lessons set the tone for the rest of the book. In Divination class, the students learn that Harry has seen virtually…
In the twelfth chapter of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry learns that the professors at Hogwarts know he isn’t responsible for all the Petrifications. Hermione finishes the Polyjuice Potion and, in the…
