The 10 Types Of People We Met At Lollapalooza
Festivals are a funny place. People from all walks of life show up to enjoy their favorite bands, hang with friends, meet new people, and generally let loose for a long weekend. However, after a few days rocking out and observing everyone around us we realized there were 10 different types of “Lollapaloozers” we couldn’t ignore.
- The possessive fans. “I knew this band before they were playing this festival.”
- The festival junkies. “Oh, these wristbands are from every single festival I’ve been to this summer.”
- The ones who took a wrong turn on the way to the YMCA. “I thought this was the pool? I’m wearing a swimsuit…where’s the water?”
- The girl who’s asking, “Are you the guy who puts me on your shoulders?
- The parents who think it’s cool to bring their small children to a massive music festival instead of Disney land for the family summer vacation.
- The girl who only talks about how drunk she is. “OMG I’M SO DRUNK!”
- The girl who got engaged when her favorite band was playing. “Mom, I just got engaged while my favorite band was playing!”
- The PDA enthusiasts. Let’s be young and dumb and just make out…for a long time…in front of everyone.
- The social media selfie obsessed. I need to take a photo for instagram.. and another one. Do people know I’m at Lollapalooza??!!
- The wannabe festival models. “My outfit cost more than my ticket.”