Bob’s Burgers: The Tina Belcher Appresh Blog

I haven’t seen anyone write about Bob’s Burgers around here yet. I feel like this is something that we should be doing because the show is amazing.

From left to right, we have Louise, Gene, Bob, Tina & Linda Belcher

This show, if you aren’t keen to it, is all about The Belchers. They own a burger joint that is plagued with STRIFE that family usually solves by banding together. There was the time when the restaurant was shut down by the health inspector (that used to be Linda’s ex) because Louise told everyone that their burgers had human remains in them. Yup. That’s the type of show we have here folks.

Anyway, I don’t want to get into a listicle of all the episodes. I mean I would but I am REALLY lazy and my life is like a turbulent sea, tossing me to and fro into various office activities (like washing dishes and displaying the bagels we get on Friday in a manner pleasing to the eye).

What I do want to talk about is Tina Belcher. Tina is the eldest of the siblings. She is awkward as hell and a hopeless romantic for butts. Here’s why I appreciate Tina Belcher:

She’s not afraid of admitting her feels:

She has a thing for butts:

She’s into thrash:

She’s one tough cookie:

We dance the same (twinsies!)

We have the same reaction to life in general:

She’s modest:

She knows how to party:

She knows how to be charming:

She’s an equal opportunist:

She’s a friend to nature:

She’s inquisitive:

And the reason why I love her the most is because she knows exactly who she is:

& That’s why she is awesome.

Do you watch Bob’s Burgers? If you do, tell me why Tina is awesome or if she isn’t. TTYL!