What If These Celebs Had Telekinesis?

What would you do if you had telekinetic powers? Maybe you’d toss a cheating boyfriend across the room, or add an hour to a parking meter with your mind? In the new Stephen King thriller, Carrie, we get to see Chloe Grace Moretz control thoughts and create chaos – which makes us wonder… What if THESE Super Celebs had the gift of Telekinesis?

Ms. Miley Cyrus

Miley already seems to be controlling the pop scene these days, so we are pretty sure her twerking is a super power in itself. But maybe she would be able to erase memories from your mind – like her performance at the VMAs.

Keanu Reeves

He’s already shown us he can bend a spoon with his mind and stop 100 bullets from hitting him, but what would happen if he could convince the world he is worthy of an Oscar?


It’s already started. Madge is currently using her tremendous mind-bending ability to convince the world that she’s only 32.

Charlie Sheen

We’re pretty sure Charlie also has the ability to erase thoughts from your mind. The 48-year old actor has had some pretty HUGE PR fouls, yet he is still #winning over giant car companies for endorsements and has one of the hottest reality shows of the year.

Gisele Bunchen

What if Gisele was a mind-controlling fire-starter, which enabled her to set ablaze the pom poms of every NFL cheerleader who spent a little too much time ogling Tom Brady?

Farah Abraham

Try not to think about what this Teen Mom would be like with extra-sensory powers. Obviously, most of her time would be spent convincing her professor at DeVry to let her pass, but after that she could go back and convince her parents that having a child at a young age was a good thing. Kids – take note. STAY IN SCHOOL AND DON’T GROW UP TOO FAST.

Ryan Gosling

Ryan’s would probably take control the Internet – stopping the flow of needy fans that create endless GIFs and Memes in his honor. That kind of power could lead to the end of the world, as we know it.

For more telekinetic fun, definitely go see Carrie when it opens in theaters everywhere.