So This Is Happening: Lindsay Lohan Gets Reality Show On OWN

You guys. I am equal parts terrified and very excited for what is about to happen. My hero and master of the universe, Oprah has snagged the first interview with Lindsay Lohan post-rehab. But it doesn’t end there:

“OWN will air an exclusive interview with Oprah and Lindsay Lohan that will tape and air in August and an eight-part documentary series with Lindsay for 2014,” an OWN spokesperson confirmed to Entertainment Weekly.

8-PART DOCU SERIES?! (FYI that’s what OWN calls their reality shows – they are a classy operation, mmkay?) It’s all too much to handle. We rarely get a peek into Lilo’s life besides mugshots, red carpet photos, and her weird staff-run Twitter.

In Oprah, I trust but I can’t help but have flashbacks to Britney Spears’ Matt Lauer interview in 2006 that ended in oh so many tears. Shouldn’t these ladies put off their tell-all interviews for after they have climbed the mountain and come out happy and healthy on the other side?

Will you watch? Do you think it will be a trainwreck orrrrr terrifically entertaining orrrrrr both?