Happy 21st Birthday To My Future Girlfriend Kate Upton
Kate Upton, let me count the ways that myself and most of boys like me are in love with you. Guys love you cause you’re hot, girls hate you cause they’re not. Your dancing skills are perfect (see the gif included.) You know what they say, dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire, actually I have no idea if anyone says that. Besides being a SUPERMODEL, she seems like a fun person. So on this the day that you were born years ago. I would personally like to thank you parents for creating you and to wish you a very happy birthday.
On a seriously note, birthday dinner on me the next time we’re both in LA.