Life Lessons With Mean Girls

As we say goodbye to All Star Month, there is but one more all star that is so fitting that I cannot believe that it hasn’t been talked about yet:

Mean Girls

Many years ago, in like, 2000 whatever, Mean Girls was released on 30 April. It’s probably the best thing that LiLo has done with her life because we all know she’s a train wreck and yes, we all watched that downward spiral happen.

Hay girl hay

Since I am in my 30s and I am a man, I totally relate to this film. We all know that high school isn’t the most awesome time but we do it anyway and move on with our awesome lives. Mean Girls was like a handbook in movie form for the do’s and don’ts of this most blessed time and I missed it by a few years.

Anyway, here are a few things that I learned from watching this masterpiece of modern cinema:

We learned about feminism:

We learned how to dress:

More importantly, we learned what Halloween was really for:

We learned about thangs:

We learned about secks:

And we learned that sometimes you just have to let things go:

Oh and we got some dietary advice:

I could keep going on and on. You get the idea. Now it’s your turn to tell us what you learned from Mean Girls. Don’t forget to show us with gifs! Happy anniversary, you crazy movie you. Thanks 4 the memories!

What did you learn from Mean Girls?