Question Of The Day: Has Your Horoscope Ever Been True?

I’ve been working on this post for a while. I would’ve had it done earlier but I started to read everything about my sign and I was all “LOL that’s true LOL that’s not LOL whatever.” Anymews, I am a Virgo. This means that I like repetition, cats, and cleaning things because I like to put things in order and what not.

It’s so true u guise

Also, it turns out that I hate this stuff:

Well played, zodia. Well played indeed.

Anyway, sometimes I play this little game where I like to check on yesterday’s horoscope just to see if any of my day turned out remotely close to that. Peep this:

So none of that happened. At all. Maybe I’m reading it wrong or w/e

Since I’m kinda broke and all my money has been diverted for Maui times that are happening next month, money has been the furthest thing from my brain. No balancing was needed. My nest is squared away.

I don’t think I’ve ever really read a horoscope that has been accurate, ever. I guess someone is going to say “O BUT THIS IS A GENERALIZATION” and that might be true but I don’t really care. I know that in order to get an accurate horoscope you need all this crazy information and stuff.

Here’s some space:

That is all.

Has your horoscope ever been true?