Question Of The Day: 14 Items You’d Take In Your Armageddon Bunker

Since the end of times is like, almost here, we might as well have a little fun with it. You know, like the last time the world was ending.


I guess we can start counting down till the alpacalypse with some fun number questions and stuff. It will take my mind off of the podcasts I am listening to about pole shifts and 2012 DA14 – that asteroid that will come perilously close to da erf in 2013 or whatever and junk.


14 is weird number to start on but it’s not like it really matters. It’s just a starting point and mostly I am counting down till the 20th because WHAT IF WE AREN’T HERE ON THE 21st? Also, IDEK that the 21st was a Friday so HOLY SHEET DUDES, PARTY CITY!

Anyway, let’s talk about things that we’d take to our ficticious underground bunkers. RULES: NO PEOPLE YET. These are only items like buks, ipods, t shirt cannons, and stuff like that. We’ll get to things like FOOD and what not in a bit, just wait for it. TRUST ME YOU GUISE. Let’s get to it! Here are my things:

  1. A flashlight
  2. A generator
  3. An old tyme recordplayer that you hand crank and it doesn’t need pwr
  4. Hella records
  5. Hella books that I never finished reading
  6. A hacky sack
  7. A jump rope – Hey I’ll get restless
  8. A compass – to see if the poles shifted or something
  9. A bad ass sword
  10. Lots of clothes – because i have to look cute
  11. Travel sized everything – toothpaste, mouthwash, stuff like that
  12. Jenga
  13. Apples to Apples
  14. Stuff to makes a fire

There you go. That’s my list. I am probably forgetting stuff because I am prone to forgetting. Maybe if you all are with me in my bunker, we can barter and stuff. Now it is your turn. Think of as many items as you can. Go nuts. It’s not like it matters. IT’S 2012. Go!

What items would you take into your underground bunker?