Question of the Day: How Do You Make A Relaysh Last?

Nothing’s shocking. I’m actually lying. Apparently, Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman are splitting because of his womanizing ways. First, what? According to Huffies Post, Danny DeVito isn’t afraid to abuse his Hollywood status to ensnare young damsels looking to make it big with the tiniest man in Movieland (yeah I went there). Second, GROSS. Tertiarily (not a for really reals word I think), they have been together about as long as I have been alive and that’s sadface.

Danny DeVito I (don’t) love your work!

This all made me think last night when I heard this strange news. Mostly how nothing lasts and how we are all holding out to be that one couple that has a happy ending (not sexy times pun OR IS IT?) and stays paired to the bitter end, sipping mashed peas together in the sunset as we wear matching adult undergarments; twins on Hoveround’s and trips to the Grand Canyon and such. It could happen, but we all know that it’s RARE like obicular granite.

Marge and Bea, BFFs 4 EVR

My question for you today is all about what you think makes a relationship last. How do you keep that boiling cauldron of love a boilin’ and what not? I know some of you have been with your S,O’s for what seems like eons and some of us here are new at this whole couple thing, so it’s good to hear what we all have to say. Dispense unto me thine pearls of wisdom. Are you ready? HINT: YES!

How do you make a relationship last?