It Came From the Cafeteria: The Worst School Lunches Ever

How does one explain the joy that is school lunch? How does one make another person feel the texture of limp and poorly breaded, kidney bean shaped chicken nuggets deep in their soul? School lunches are often things pressed and contorted to look like actual food in modern day feats of nutritional science to swindle you into eating. It is government requirements gone amuck.

Let us spy on the sadness that is the school lunch and rejoice that we have escaped the travesty that is the food of academia. Let us be glad that we are no longer confined to food courts where the only thing served is failure. If you have yet to escape school lunch, well, it’s only a matter of time and I am sorry.

Bon appetit!