Gwen Stefani Annoys Us All With Her Perfect Looks…AGAIN

In what seems to be another attempt to make me feel bad about myself, Gwen Stefani has graced the world with more photos of her platinum hair and bright lips on this month’s cover of Harpers Bazaar. The So-Cal goddess was shot by non-other than Terri Richardson and the photos range from bad-a** chick to cotton candy confection in a pink McQueen gown.

Unfortunately Gwen decided to keep her wizard workout tips from us only saying, “There is no secret: You just have to eat healthy, work out, and torture yourself!” THANKS. THAT REALLY HELPS. She also went into detail on how she discovered her signature blonde look in a Long Beach, CA salon:

“It was like I’d unlocked the key. I remember feeling like, ‘I have arrived. This is me. Finally.” And her go-to red lip: “I remember sitting in my ghetto, beat-up Honda Prelude and putting on that lipstick in the rearview mirror and being like, ‘Uh-huh, I like that. That’s the sh*t right there.’ I never stopped after that.”

To read the whole article and see a behind the scenes video of Gwen at the photo shoot hop over to Harpers Bazaar!