Question of the Day: What’s the Most Nonsensical Thing You’ve Ever Heard?

I really tried not to use the four letter word that begins with “d” and ends with “b” because well, it’s not a very smart word. There are a lot of words that can be used to say “not smart,” but I don’t know which of them rub people the wrong way. OMG I am talking too much about nonsense.

I don’t know why this is here.

Last night, I was having a chat with some dude and he was telling me some interesting things that one person told him over the course of the evening. One of those things was the brilliant phrase “Why do you talk to me in dictionary?” Some people don’t like it when you use words with more than two syllables.

After having sighed that the “evening was a wash,” the owner of the brilliant statement above said that it couldn’t be because he took a shower at the gym.

I don’t remember everything I’ve heard that has made me look like the above gif. If I did, there would be a lot of strange things in my head. I have chosen to forget many things.

A recent one (and someone else told this to a friend of mine A LONG TIME AGO) that someone asked me was really rather puzzling. When I told them that I was biking from San Francisco to Los Angeles, they said that ride must not be that difficult because it was all south, on a map.

I mean….

So anyway, now it’s your turn. Now it’s time for you tell me some of the whoppers you’ve heard or overheard during your stint on this rock that we call earth. I don’t want to hear what you think about the types of people that say things that make you go WHAT?, I just want to hear what they said that made you headdesk. BE NICE OR I WILL HAND YOUR ASSSSSSSSSSSK ME LATER.

Are you ready? You are. Okay. GO!

What’s the most nonsensical thing you’ve ever heard?