Lady Gaga Invites You To Smell Like A Hooker. An EXPENSIVE Hooker

We’ve had Gaga in an egg, but do you want Gaga in a bottle? Mother Monster is shooting the commercial for perfume campaign this weekend, to be edited into a ‘‘special song,’’ she said on Twitter on Feb. 14.

At the end of 2011, there were rumors afloat that the 25-year-old entertainer was going to incorporate her DNA into the formula… and, uh, some other stuff.

Want some Gaga news with a little more substance? February 29th will be the launch of the Born This Way Foundation, aimed at the education, research and advocacy of anti-bullying. We’ll keep you updated on that–it’s a crucial cause to a generation that spends so much time online, don’t you think?

Anyway. What do you think the perfume will be called? “Escort,” perhaps?