Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Reportedly Engaged

Yep, that’s right. Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake reportedly got engaged over the holidays.

The couple, who split last March only to reunite a few months later, have not yet confirmed the reports, so it could just be gossip/speculation. But if it is true, then Timberlake proposed in late December while the two were on a ski vacation in Wyoming.

No word yet how he proposed, but part of me is really hoping it was via his dick in a box. I mean, how hard could THAT be?

1. Cut a hole in a box.2. Put your junk in that box.2b. But a ring on your junk in the box.3. Make her open that box.

Anyway, it’s sounding more and more like both Timberlake and Ryan Gosling are off the market (Gosling’s introduced girlfriend Eva Mendez to his mom, which tends to be a sign that things are getting serious). Hollywood’s gonna need a fresh shipment of single hunks, ASAP.