Foxy Bikinis, Cha Cha Feathers, & Other Things I Don’t Understand

I am by no means a writer. Sure, I can string together sentences to make a point but writing takes some real skill. You see, by now, some much more seasoned writer than I would have already called your attention to what a foxy bikini is by use of clever alliteration rather than by making something up to segue into the topic at hand like I have.

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If you don’t know what a foxy bikini is, it’s probably best that you keep it that way. If you want to venture further down the rabbit hole into some rather bizarre fashions, hunker down and take a gander at what former Real House Wives of New York star Cindy Barshop (see above) is up to these days.

It can now be Carnival any day of the year.

And that’s pretty much what these things are. The folks over at Completely Bare have come up with a fun way to spruce up your areas that need sprucing. I don’t know if it’s just me and my lack of general female anatomy but I can’t understand why anyone would ever get these. When did it become cool to have a Sesame Street character greeting the world from the spot the bathing suit covers? Am I missing something here?

Here’s a checklist to determine if you actually need this:

• Are you in Rio during Carnival?
• Vegas showgirl in the 70’s or whatever awful time period that was?
• Cirque de Soleil performer?

If you answered no to any of these, save your $225 dollars that the treatment would cost you and buy me something nice for having spared you from making a strange life choice.

Naturally, there are some folks that are against this line of enhancements. The people over at PETA are upset of the use of actual fox fur being used for the foxy bikini. They could’ve just gone with the idea being horrible and people would’ve backed them up.

One of our own users, RobinAnn, has even started a petition over at Change.org (click that to see her petition) to express her outrage at the use of fox fur being used in the lastest fashion fad that shouldn’t be.

What do you think about the foxy/carnival bikini? Would you?