Question of the Day: Since it’s Christmas, what’s on your wish list?

Dear Santa,

I have mostly been a very good person this year. Well, there was that one time I called a crow a bad word but it didn’t know what I was saying anyway. I know that corvids are really smart but I don’t think they understand human speech yet. Other than that, I mostly deserve the following lots of things because I am a good human:


A trip to here:

A kitty to be friends with Moo and me:

300 cheeseburgers:

Excuse me while I go and cry:

What’s on your wish list?