Question of the Day: Since it’s Christmas, what’s on your wish list?
Dear Santa,
I have mostly been a very good person this year. Well, there was that one time I called a crow a bad word but it didn’t know what I was saying anyway. I know that corvids are really smart but I don’t think they understand human speech yet. Other than that, I mostly deserve the following lots of things because I am a good human:
Pillows:
A trip to here:
A kitty to be friends with Moo and me:
300 cheeseburgers:
Excuse me while I go and cry:
What’s on your wish list?
