A Real World Holiday Gift Guide

Have you bought all your holiday gifts?

If yes:

Are you a lying liar?

If no:

Do those “X amount of shopping days til Christmas!” signs make you a sweaty, nervous mess?

Does your gift list have one name crossed off and it’s Muffy (your cat is just so easy to shop for)?

Are you putting off holiday shopping because:

a) the mall is a scary scary place full of scary scary people?

b) online shopping takes a level of commitment you’re not capable of?

c) these things and also you have no idea what to get these people you have somehow become expected to buy things for even though you would much rather take all that money and buy yourself a fancy handbag then change your name and move to Montana?

ME TOO. So let me help you help yourself help me help everyone get into the obligatory holiday spirit with this handy gift guide for those last minute presents.

(Also, what are you getting your mom? Is there a veiled resentment section at Macy’s? Asking for a friend.)