People Magazine Names Bradley Cooper ‘Sexiest Man Alive’

Every year People Mag has their hot list, and this year actor Bradley Cooper (The Hangover, Wedding Crashers) tops that list. Refinery29 was quick to point out that he is NINE spots above your beloved RyGos.

I mean I wouldn’t kick him outta bed, but I think “sexiest man alive” is a bit of a stretch, no?

I like how they emphasize ALIVE. Yes, folks, he’s breathing! Catch yourself a live one!

Anyway. Thoughts?

This is basically how I feel: