Dumb Weezer Lyrics

Weezer songs generally make me happy. I am particularly fond of “I Want You To”–it just makes me BEAM. But have you ever really paid attention to Weezer lyrics? Sometimes I think Rivers Cuomo is f*cking with us–just seeing HOW elementary he can make the words, to see if the music will still carry it. (And it often does) So here are some of the dumbest ones.