Happy Birthday Brian Dales! Here is a List of What We Blame You For
Today is The Summer Set‘s Brian Dales birthday, yay!
And of course birthdays are a time for friends to celebrate and tell you how much the love you — or in this case, how much they blame you! So happy birthday Mr. Dales, here is a list of what your friends blame you for!
From John Gomez, guitar, Summer Set:
Netflix raising their prices
Honey Badger not giving a fuck
Corruption on Wall Street
Thinking there’s an extra step when walking up the stairs
William J Tell, photographer:
From Josh Montgomery, guitar, The Summer Set:
My parent’s divorce
My band sucking ass
No internet connection
My sex life, rather, lack there of
Putting cereal in the bowl and find out you have no fucking milk
That retarded ass song “Moves Like Jagger”
Not being able to sleep when he is within 100 miles of The Porch
Making fan girls breach security at LA’s #1 private hot spot (The Porch)
Arizona’s SB 1070 Immigration Law (that’s Brian’s fault, right?)
Way too many underage followers on Twitter.
For being a hopeless romantic even when things aren’t romantic
My unhealthy obsession with Seth Cohen.
Laughing and smiling even when things are really bad
Matchbox 20 references in 2011.
For being shamelessly ambitious
Believing in everyone
99% of my twitter followers. Seriously, I don’t know who any of these people are following me.
For being Mariah Yeater’s real baby daddy.
Being responsible for the website hotchickssmilingatgroundzero.com
Bad hair days
So wish Brian a happy birthday in the comments (or blame him for something)!