10 Things in Life That Are More Disappointing Than Last Night’s VMAs

If you’re like me, then you really thought they were going to pull out all of the stops at last night’s VMAs. Not only was Lady Gaga dressed as a man, overacting all night, but the much anticipated Britney Spears tribute involved no celebrities and was about 15 seconds long.

My feelings towards the show can only be described as:

The show hasn’t returned to its early 2000s glory in years, but I thought that all of the show stopping talent involved would turn it out just this once (judgment excluding Beyonce!) To ease the pain of betrayed people around the world, here are some things that are almost as disappointing as last night’s show: