Taylor Swift to Break Up With Taylor Lautner Again, For Old Times Sake

Sources at the Teen Choice Awards are revealing that Taylor Swift is one of the surprise performers at this year’s awards, joining the already confirmed lineup that includes her gal-pal Selena Gomez and the Scene, Jason Derulo and OneRepublic. The “You Belong With Me” singer is set to perform her 2010 Choice Breakup Song-nominated tune “Back to December” on stage this Sunday.

Taylor will announce her dedication of “Back to December” to the one she wrote it for: the one and only Taylor Lautner, who with a number of nominations, will be present and sitting in the front row during her performance.

“Why would Taylor want to relive her unrequited love for an ex?” you ask. Well, I was wondering the same thing so I texted her (she’s saved as TayTay13 in my cell). She’s super busy getting ready for her performance and couldn’t talk, but if she HAD texted me back she would have said that she was hoping that if Jacob saw her sing it again he’d quit acting to marry her and be a stay-at-home dad.

Apparently T-Swift is choosing to pull this just so she can relive the moment America wanted him to take her back… that is, until we saw his abs in New Moon (please see below):

Should Taylor take Taylor back after this stunt? How would you react if you were in the situation? What song would you like to dedicate to an ex?

*Disclaimer: Taylor will NOT be breaking up with Taylor again. This post is a joke and I hope you enjoyed it.

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