i just cleaned out my bedside drawer and i found

upwards of 60 crumpled up bills of various increments i had to stop counting ok there were too many 

5 meters of 7mm stretch magic damn what a fantastic windfall that is

exactly 25 used itunes cards that have been gifted to me over the past couple years, one that hadn’t been used

about 14 sticker sheets dating back to the mid 90s fuck yeah

16 old unused promoters’ wristbands what am i supposed to DO with these

along with a ton of other great things man i should have cleaned this up a long time ago 

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