Question of the Day: Would You Ever Get Plastic Surgery?

The other day, I went to lunch with two of my really good friends that I have known for a long time. One of them recently “had some work” done on parts of him that I’d rather not go into detail about. This was the first time I had seen him in since his numerous rounds of chemical peels and what not.

Not my friend – but this kids a looker anyway.

My other friend that was with us for lunch was going on about things that he would like to have done to him. The two of them were going on FOREVER and I pretty much felt like it was that one scene in Mean Girls where everyone is talking about stuff on their body that sucks and then they all look at Lindsay and she doesn’t know what to say really:

My pores are huge!

And they both totally did that. They looked at each other and then turned to me and waited for me to say what work I wanted done to my body. I just started laughing because it was hilarious and I am comfortable in my meat coat that I call home. I also said that my pores were huge and then we all started quoting Means Girls and the waitress lauged at us. I am the king of changing the subject.

Anyway, I know there are things on my body that are weird looking or whatever but honestly, they are apart of me and as much as a self affirming love fest as it seems, I am good with not having a hot knife cutting my flesh so that I can look like this when I’m 50:

Anyway, yeah. I wanted to see what you all thought about this. Share any thoughts you have on the matter or whatever you like that pertains to this subject. I’m pretty sure this QOTD was asked before but things are more fun a second time when there is Damien in Ham Face.

Would you ever get plastic surgery?