29 Creepy Toddlers in Tiaras

If you are as fascinated and obsessed with the TLC show “Toddlers in Tiaras” as I am, then what you are about to see will be a welcome delight. Pageant moms and pageant people in general have made their child-beauty standard something between porcelain doll and a satan-devil doll from hell.

There are all kind of pageants but the real juicy ones are of the glitz persuasion. Glitz involves spray tanning, glitter, rhinestones, big hair, a crap-ton of make-up and yes…child dentures. In the pageantry world they call these fake teeth “flippers,” and they are used to cover up those disgusting holes that remain when a 6-year-old loses a tooth.

Now everyone knows that when you go to a pageant you simply MUST spend thousands on your gowns and you MUST bring in headshots. But not just any headshots…pageant headshots. Forget the natural girl sitting next to a brick wall and envision a young girl’s skin being airbrushed to the high heavens and her eyes replaced with lifeless marbles.

The only children I can imagine looking more sad than these are Steve Mahanahan’s child clowns.Here are some of the best glitz pageant headshots I could scrape up.

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