Rihanna Releases A New Video, Naps Ensue

Let’s get one thing straight. I am not afraid to get my gay on to some super danz diva tracks all up in the club. I am really not. I am not scared to Dance Untll The World Ends or run through a field pretending that I am the Last Girl on Earth. I have no shame and I also have some really cute outfits for such times.

RiRi: Last Girl on the Mattress

Anypoop, Princess RiRi just released a new video for her song called “California King Bed.” First. WTF kind of name is that? GURL, this IS NOT a Sealy Posturepedic advertisement.

RiRi, Eater of Man-Flesh

While I enjoy that fact that RiRi is all enjoying her time in Cuddle City with that muscled man hunk that is paying for his higher education by being an extra, I just couldn’t watch this “ode to le Pottery Barn” video because quite frankly, the whole bed thing and snooze-ability of this track made me want to take a nap.

Pottery Barn, for all your video needs

Anyway, I didn’t make it past the first chorus because I slowly head desk’d thanks to this snooze-fest of a video. Here is a link to this hot mess: Click me, I’m a link!

Annnnnd here are some animals’ reactions to this video:

That is all.