Question of the Day: What’s Something You Want To Say To An Ex?

Let’s say for some strange reason that you are walking down the street, eating your favorite flavor of ice cream, and then you bump into one of your ex luvahs. Magically, your ice cream doesn’t fall on the floor. It stays in its cone and remains delicious. Let’s also say that your ex is all “O HAI AND STUFF BLAH BLAH BLAH MY LIFE W/E THINGS AND JUNK” and then you are all “____________” and “________________.” Yeah.

I would say:


What about you?

What’s something you want to say to an ex?