Question of the Day: What Excuses Do You Use When You Flake On Your Friends?

Sometimes I make plans. Sometimes I pretend I have a social life and I conspire with people to lure me out of my apartment and away from my bed. I love my bed.

Anyway, this weird thing happens to me the second I get home. If I make plans to stay out, I need to stay out. The thing is, I am usually always sweaty and gross because I bike everywhere. AWESOME. If I go home and change, I cannot touch my bed. I just have to jump in the shower, get dressed, slap Moo in the face, and leave (she’s into it).

If I touch my bed before I walk out of the house, I will stay home. I am pretty sure I have run out of excuses to tell people that I make plans with. So now I need your advice.

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What excuses do you use when you flake on your friends?