My Anderson Cooper Appresh Post

There is a photo on Tumblr going around of Anderson Cooper in a cop outfit that I reblogged the other day because HOT DAMN; Anderson Cooper is the most silver of foxes. My friend said that the photo is shopped but I don’t want to believe that. For these last few days, I have been doing this:

You know, just thinkin’ bout my boo…

Oh hey Anderson, wanna hang out and touch mouths?

Naturally, I had to look for more photos of this bad ass reporter. Thanks to the powers of internet, I have found Anderson Cooper being all adorbz with a bunch of animals:

Anderson Cooper isn’t afraid of big ass snakes.

Basically, AC is one of those dudes that I want to be gay so I look at everything he does with my “confirmation bias” sunglasses. Not that AC would ever answer my “missed connections” ads on Craigslist (believe me, I’ve tried) or anything, he’s just so bad ass at doing reporter-y stuff and giving a crap that you want him to be on your speshul team so that people can forget that people like Perez Hilton are on your side of the fence.

Here’s Anderson Cooper being paddled directly into my heart.

Anderson Cooper and his reporting are so amazing that he’s won an Emmy and a National Order of Honour & Merit from the government of Haiti for his coverage of the 2010 Haiti earthquake.

Just practicin’ some sweet dance moves.

Anderson Cooper and a sloth – slowly winning my heart.

Anderson Cooper and an elephant – I will never forget you.

If you wear a Cone of Shame, Anderson Cooper wears a Cone of Shame.

Anderson Cooper > Noah & The Ark

Anderson Cooper is the new Easter Bunny

Anderson Cooper tastes just like Red Vines (I’ve read blogs about this).

Anderson Cooper: Done Dealing With It

Anderson Cooper is currently in Joplin, Missouri, covering the recent devastation brought about by a series of tornados. We that everyone there finds their missing family members and that the weather stabilizes soon.

If you are just as strangely fascinated by this man as I am, make sure to follow him on Twitter and watch that show he does on little ol’ CNN.

Hope you’ve enjoyed all these photos of Anderson Cooper’s magical menagerie. TTFN.