7 Celebrity Signs of the Apocalypse

May 20, 2011

Odds are that tomorrow will not be marking the begining of the Apocalypse.

Why?

Because in order for that to come to pass, these 7 celebrity signs of the Apocalypse must unfold in this order:

1. Britney Spears shall cease to go to Starbucks.

2. The world shall witness the return of the rosevest.

3. Stephanie Meyer shall pen a new book in The Twilight Saga in which Bella leaves Edward for Jacob.

4. Fire and brimstone shall burst forth from Lindsay Lohan’s mouth.

5. Donatella Versace’s plastic surgery shall miraculously undo itself.

6. Victoria Beckham shall eat a bacon cheeseburger on live television.

7. Lady Gaga shall begin to wear only “mom jeans”.

So, suffice to say the world will most likely NOT end just yet!

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