Holy Foods

In honor of Palm Sunday and the start of Holy week, I am going on a holy diet. ‘What’s that’ you say?Oh, It’s just this new diet where I only eat foods that Jesus shows up in, like these:

Jesus Pancake
Crunchy Christ Toast
Juicy Jesus Orange
Our Father Dumpling
Chicken Tender Jesus
Jesus Naan Bread
Crispy Jesus Fishstick
Crucified Cheeto
Heavenly Father Ice Cream
Christ Crisps
Jesus Carpenter Cheeto
Jesus Banana
Jesus Tortilla