FOREVER ALONE FLASHMOB: Is This Really Happening?

FOREVER ALONE is probably one of the greatest things ever. If you don’t know what this meme is, it’s mostly this thing where like, something happens and then it makes you realize that you are, FOREVER ALONE.

Please see the le following example:


S’ok though. I have a dog. Oh and I have some pretty sweet anime. FOREVER ALONE.

So I get it. My dog and I will be watching Casshern on Friday nights because that’s just how we roll. She will probably get some weird ass dog disease and die before me and then I’ll be FOREVER ALONE (unless you count all the wine bottles that will quickly become my BFFs).

The thing that’s awesome about this meme is that it makes you laugh at your solo status. You know, because ultimately, that kind of stuff is funny. Well, at least to those of us that don’t take our FOREVER ALONE status too srsly.

Maybe I’ll be singing a different tune when am eating brussel sprouts and choke because no one is there to pat my back.

So we all get that most things on the internet are fun, right? Or most things on the net are like, “HAHA” instead of “HEHE.” The thing is, they are only funny if they stay there. Once things from the internet happen IRL, it kind of sucks. Kind of like this:

I dunno. Maybe it’s just me but that’s kind of mean. People are luring out the shut in just so they can LOL at them. I really hope this is a joke. Oh and I am really glad that I don’t live in NYC. I WILL NEVER TRUST INTERNET DATING AGAIN EVER.

What do you think?