Album Equation: Panic at the Disco’s ‘Vices and Virtues’

Not sure if you should check out Panic! at the Disco’s new album Vices and Virtues? Well, here, lemme show you this mathematically. Kind of.

The first half of Panic’s debut album A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out, because of the synth lines and dance influences.

The second half of A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out, namely the retro-feel of the music.

Captain Jack Sparrow’s flamboyance…also, trust me, listen to just the opening of “Sarah Smiles” and you’ll get it.

Tyra Banks, for FIERCE CONFIDENCE, especially in the drum lines.

Pixie Dust for a touch of PURE MAGIC.