Album Equation: Avril Lavigne’s ‘Goodbye Lullaby’

Wondering how Avril Lavigne’s new album Goodbye Lullaby sounds, but can’t bear to expose your ears? Let me do the math for you.

Hard Lemonade, because if you have more than two it’s like BARF and you wake up with a raging headache the next day.

Plastic cocktail swords. More specifically, being stabbed repeatedly with said swords
This refers to track 10, which is actually titled ‘4 Real’. No, really.
Only because this also comes up when you google image search ‘4 Real’. WHY INTERNET, WHY?