How to Survive: Tea with Lady Gaga
Tip #4 – We all know Gaga adores her hats. Fashion yourself one by strapping an upside down martini glass to your noggin.
Tip #5 – Let it be known that you truly appreciate embryonic symbolism.
Tip #6 – Should Gaga need to get up from the table and walk somewhere, be fully prepared to lend walking support if there are no bodyguards readily availible.Tip #7 – Do not tell Gaga that her new single ‘Born This Way’ reminds you of Madonna’s ‘Express Yourself’. Tell her it reminds you of Madonna’s ‘Vogue’.
Oh and P.S.,If at all possible, pay with Gaga cash.