8 Moments with Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez at The Oscars After Party
In which they look like miniature people
In which Selena claims guardianship of Bieber’s knee
In which they are trailed by a headbanging blond
In which they interlock fingers, and in non-verbal language that translates to–we’re TIGHT, bro
In which Selena reminds J-Biebz just how good his new haircut looks
In which they admire each other’s teeth
In which they check TWITTER
In which Bieber attempts to work the word ‘swag’ into as many text messages as possible
