The Worst Movies of 2010: Razzie Nominations Announced!

Yeah, yeah, the Golden Globes and the Academy Awards are a big deal. They celebrate, supposedly, the best in movies from the previous year.

But let’s be HONEST, here. As much fun as it is to talk about the movies you love, you gotta admit there’s something to talk about movies you absolutely effing HATE. And that, my friends, is why the Razzies exist. Because when something is just SO VERY BAD, it deserves to be celebrated.

The Razzies have a long history. Actually called “The Golden Raspberry Awards,” the tradition was started in 1981 and continues to this day. And while the ceremony is low brow and the awards themselves are worth less than $5 each, they’ve actually drawn a few celebrities to accept their awards for achievement in suckage, including names like Ben Affleck, Halle Berry and Sandra Bullock.

This year’s nominees are:

WORST PICTURE

  • THE BOUNTY HUNTER (Columbia Pictures/Relativity Media)
  • THE LAST AIRBENDER (Paramount/Nickelodeon Movies)
  • SEX & THE CITY #2 (Warner Bros/New Line/HBO Pictures)
  • TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE (Summit Entertainment)
  • VAMPIRES SUCK (20th Century-Fox/Regency Enterprises)

WORST ACTOR

  • Jack Black / GULLIVER’S TRAVELS
  • Gerard Butler / THE BOUNTY HUNTER
  • Ashton Kutcher / KILLERS and VALENTINE’S DAY
  • Taylor Lautner / TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE and VALENTINE’S DAY
  • Robert Pattinson / REMEMBER ME and TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE

WORST ACTRESS

  • Jennifer Aniston / THE BOUNTY HUNTER and THE SWITCH
  • Mylie Cyrus / THE LAST SONG
  • Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis & Cynthia Nixon / SEX & THE CITY 2
  • Megan Fox / JONAH HEX
  • Kristen Stewart / TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

  • Jessica Alba / THE KILLER INSIDE ME, LITTLE FOCKERS, MACHETE and VALENTINE’S DAY
  • Cher / BURLESQUE
  • Liza Minnelli / SEX & THE CITY 2
  • Nicola Peltz / THE LAST AIRBENDER
  • Barbra Streisand / LITTLE FOCKERS

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR

  • Billy Ray Cyrus / THE SPY NEXT DOOR
  • George Lopez / MARMADUKE, THE SPY NEXT DOOR and VALENTINE’S DAY
  • Dev Patel / THE LAST AIRBENDER
  • Jackson Rathbone / THE LAST AIRBENDER and TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE
  • Rob Schneider / GROWN UPS

WORST EYE-GOUGING MIS-USE Of 3-D (Special Category for 2010!)

  • CATS & DOGS #2: REVENGE OF KITTY GALORE
  • CLASH OF THE TITANS
  • THE LAST AIRBENDER
  • NUTCRACKER 3-D
  • SAW 3-D (aka SAW VII)

WORST SCREEN COUPLE / WORST SCREEN ENSEMBLE

  • Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler / THE BOUNTY HUNTER
  • Josh Brolin’s Face & Megan Fox’s Accent / JONAH HEX
  • The Entire Cast of THE LAST AIRBENDER
  • The Entire Cast of SEX & THE CITY #2
  • The Entire Cast of TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE

WORST DIRECTOR

  • Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer / VAMPIRES SUCK
  • Michael Patrick King / SEX & THE CITY #2
  • M. Night Shyamalan / THE LAST AIRBENDER
  • David Slade / TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE
  • Sylvester Stallone / THE EXPENDABLES

WORST SCREENPLAY

  • LAST AIRBENDER Written by M. Night Shyamalan, based on the TV series created by Michael Dante DiMartino and Brian Konietzko
  • LITTLE FOCKERS, Written by John Hamburg and Larry Stuckey, based on Characters Created by Greg Glenna & Mary Roth Clarke
  • SEX & THE CITY #2, Written by Michael Patrick King, Based on the TV Series Created by Darren Star
  • TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE, Screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg, Based on the Novel by Stephenie Meyer
  • VAMPIRES SUCK, Written by Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer

WORST PREQUEL, REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL (Combined Category for 2010)

  • CLASH OF THE TITANS
  • THE LAST AIRBENDER
  • SEX & THE CITY #2
  • TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE
  • VAMPIRES SUCK!

The awards ceremony will happen on February 26th, and will likely receive little to no media coverage.

Anything you’re surprised to see there? See anything they missed? I, for one, am shocked that Shyamalan didn’t score dual nominations for The Last Airbender and Devil.